Funny Quotes

Confucius say: It is okay to let a fool kiss you:
                           but don't let a kiss fool you.



 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or
another.

Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.














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